Hello, patron of the weird arts! If you’re looking to bring some stranegess into your life, I have a few options for you:

• I upload many of my designs to my Threadless page, so if you seek to hide your nakedness, I suggest you go there.

• I also have an Etsy where you can purchase panels and other odds and ends. If you don’t see something you hope to hold available, drop me a line and we can work something out. Mounted panels (9’x 12’ and 12’ x 12’) usually run $50 including domestic shipping.

• I do take requests and commissions! Basically, if it’s something that I would carve anyways, I’ll take it as a prompt (“Sure would like to see a Loveland Frog Monster cryptid!”) and it won’t cost you anything extra. If you have a very specific request (“Please put my ex’s head on a Loveland Frog Monster..”) then that would be custom work. Email for pricing, but remember that each block takes from 10-20 hours to sketch, transfer, and carve, plus the work of sanding and cutting the wood before pressing.

• I also do smaller 4’x 6’ carves that are much more affordable!

• Looking to license a design for use on your beer label, album cover, podcast, or whatever? I do that too!

You can reach me by email at drew@coreypress.com or direct message me on Instagram.